1937-"NO LAUGHING MATTER"
Based Upon:
Tensou Sentai Goseijaa "Epic 26: The Laughing Gosei Angels"
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EXT.-CITY-PLAZA-DAY
[The six officers enjoy a comedy show at the city's SummerFest. All laugh at the jokes and punch-lines...except for Aquios, who doesn't get the jokes (since he is not of Earth).]
AQUIOS:
I don't get it!
MELISSA CRENSHAW:
See...he said to the pumpkin...orange you glad...and the pumpkin is orange!
[All turn around to watch the rest of the show. Suddenly, Kyrie's head distorts as she and the other audience members turn into yellow energy orbs. Soon, the laughter-hating Yomazho Monster, SERIOSCORP comes onto the stage, and shows off the gourd that absorbed the laughing people.]
SERIOSCORP:
Speaking of pumpkins! I am Serioscorp...and have I got a gourd for you!
DIEGO MAXA:
That monster trapped my sister in that gourd!
SERIOSCORP:
Those that I have absorbed into this gourd will soon become energy for me to feast on!
HEATH REGAN:
By order of Space Command, We demand that you let them go!
SERIOSCORP:
You'll have to catch me first!
[Serioscorp runs out of the plaza with the officers following them.]
EXT.-CITY-DAY
[Serioscorp runs from the already-morphed rangers into a grassy area, where the Silver Ranger uses his Star Sniper to blast him. The other rangers charge in, and attempt to grab the gourd away from the monster.]
BLACK STAR RANGER:
Give that gourd up, Serioscorp!
SERIOSCORP:
What is so special about these puny hum...oh, wait! I caught a ranger in here, didn't I?
[The monster then leaps into the air to use his feathered gauntlets to deliver a strong, tornadic wind to blow everyone backward.]
SILVER STAR RANGER:
Star Sniper! Fire!
[Serioscorp is blasted down, but the monster tries to use another wind gust.]
RED STAR RANGER AND PINK STAR RANGER:
(as they open their morphers and insert a Star Card)
Insert Card! Summon, InvisiGust!
[Both vortexes collide to cancel out each other, and force the two rangers to the ground. The Silver Ranger then blasts Serioscorp again, who then retreats.]
EXT.-FOREST-DAY
[Serioscorp reports in to his superiors...the Yomazho generals.]
SERIOSCORP:
Everything is going according to plan, Akui...I even have the Yellow Power Ranger in here!
INGU:
Excellent work, my friend!
AKUI:
Yes...excellent! KKeep up the great work...and try to capture the other rangers as well!
SERIOSCORP:
Yes, my lord!
EXT.-CITY-PLAZA-DAY
[The remaining team members meet to strategize.]
HEATH REGAN:
We got to come up with a way to defeat that guy!
DIEGO MAXA:
...And get my sister back!
HEATH REGAN:
Maybe if we let Aquios and Austin take the front?
[The remaining team members continue to strategize.]
INT.-CITY-COMEDY CLUB-DAY
[A comedian performs, and makes the crowd laugh. Serioscorp then appears, and absorbs the audience into his gourd.]
INT.-CITY-PARKING STRUCTURE-DAY
[The remaining rangers look for Serioscorp, who runs into them while he escapes from the comedy club.]
BLUE STAR RANGER:
Give us the gourd, Serioscorp!
SILVER STAR RANGER:
We won't let you get away!
[Blue prepares to battle, but Silver Charges in. Blue then leaps in to fire his Guardian Spear, then melee battles the monster, who strikes him down.
BLUE STAR RANGER:
Austin! You were to be my back up!
SILVER STAR RANGER:
There was obviously a lack of communication!
[Serioscorp then blind-sides the Blue Ranger, who counters alongside the Silver Ranger to battle the monster.]
BLUE STAR RANGER AND SILVER STAR RANGER:
(as they insert their Star Cards into their morphers)
Insert Card! Summon, Hydro Jet!
[The two use the power of Star Cards to blast streams of water at the monster, who counters with blasts of wind from his feathered gauntlets. Serioscorp then uses his tickle wind to ensnare the Pink and Black Rangers, who then get sucked into the gourd.]
SERIOSCORP:
(laughing as he taunts)
Three down...three to go!
[Serioscorp's laughing almost causes him to get sucked into his own gourd.]
Oops! I better not laugh...or I will get sucked in too!
[The monster then performs another wind attack to cover his escape.]
EXT.-CITY-PLAZA-OUTDOOR THEATER-DAY
[Later that day, Heath and Aquios try to figure out what would make the latter laugh.]
HEATH REGAN:
Let's see...what would make you laugh?
[Heath then imitates a couple well known comedians, such as Bill Cosby, Lily Tomlin, and Jerry Seinfeld.]
How about a nice ice cream pop...one ringy-dingy...not that there's anything wrong with that...
[The three imitations do nothing for Aquios.]
Anything?
[Heath then unknowingly makes a funny face...which finally makes Aquios laugh. Nearby, Serioscorp is pleased that all of the laughter in the world is gone...then he hears Aquios' laugh.]
SERIOSCORP:
What is that disgusting sound!?
[The monster tracks down the laughter, and arrives in the stands of the outdoor theater. The two see the monster, and prepare for him.]
So that was you laughing! How revolting!
[The monster performs another wind attack, but are countered with two Star Card attacks from the two rangers.]
RED STAR RANGER AND BLUE STAR RANGER:
Insert Card! Summon...
RED STAR RANGER:
Sky Defender!
BLUE STAR RANGER:
Sea Defender!
[The Silver Ranger then arrives to help surround Serioscorp at blaster-point. The monster then farts, making the Red Ranger laugh, and gets sucked into the gourd. He's still upset that the two still don't laugh.]
SERIOSCORP:
Just you two are left! And since you two are the most boring rangers ever, I'll just have to destroy you!
[Silver and Blue come up with a plan.]
BLUE STAR RANGER:
You're out of your gourd, Serioscorp! Austin...I saw earlier that when he laughed, he almost got sucked into his own gourd.
SILVER STAR RANGER:
Insert Card! Summon, Thunderspark!
[The Silver Ranger uses the power of his Star Card to summon lightning bolts from the sky to knock the monster flat on his back (with his legs sticking upward).]
Now...that...was funny!
SERIOSCORP:
No that wasn't!
BLUE STAR RANGER:
What's black and white, and read all over?
[Sensing that the monster isn't getting it, the Blue Ranger delivers the punch-line.]
A newspaper!
[When Serioscorp finally gets it, he laughs so hard, that he's about to get sucked into the gourd. When he can't take it anymore, he is forced to release his captives...including the four rangers.]
SERIOSCORP:
Oh, no! You rangers tricked me!
RED STAR RANGER:
That's right...and now, you are the punch-line!
ALL RANGERS:
Star Ranger…Guardian Mode, Activate!
[The powers of the Ancient Dragon, Falcon, Snake, Tiger, and Shark Adapters are released, and the Guardian Armor forms onto the rangers' boot and glove cuffs, and then the chest. The core Star Rangers are now Guardian Rangers.
Power Up!
ALL GUARDIAN RANGERS:
Right! Dynamic Guardian Blast!
SILVER STAR RANGER:
Gatling Blast!
ALL RANGERS:
Guardian Gatling!
SERIOSCORP:
No fair!
[The orbs of all five Guardian Scepters glow, and releases a massive energy blast to defeat the monster. Soon, the Cyclobats show up, and revive Serioscorp to make him grow. The Guardian Rangers power down into their Star Ranger forms, and all summon the Star Megazord and the LeoMax Megazord.]
SILVER STAR RANGER:
Let's take him down, rangers!
ALL RANGERS:
Yeah!
[Serioscorp uses his wind attacks on the megazords to push them back a bit. The LeoMax holds the monster while the Blue Ranger calls upon some assistance.]
BLUE STAR RANGER:
Insert Card! Power Of The Guardians! Sea Guardian Adapters!
[The three Sea Guardian Adapters all appear.]
Sea Guardian Adapters! Unite!
[The three Sea Guardian Adapters attach onto the Star Megazord.]
SeaStar Megazord, On Guard! Marlin EnerBlade!
[The SeaStar uses a stream of water to make it rain on Serioscorp, so he cannot use his gauntlets.]
SILVER STAR RANGER:
Lion Strike!
[The LeoMax Megazord fires several Leo Missiles, then it flies through to strike the monster as well. Serioscorp cackles in red lightning bolts, then explodes as the two megazords pose victoriously.]
BLUE STAR RANGER:
Now, that...was funny!
INT.-UNDERGROUND-YOMAZHO LAIR-DAY
[Akui and Ingu meet. The two are fed up with losing all the time.]
AKUI:
I am sick and tired of losing!
INGU:
Maybe incarcerating Upacra was a bad idea?
AKUI:
Maybe something else can be arranged.
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ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF POWER RANGERS: STAR GUARDIANS...
Episode #38: Hurtful Words
Upacra is released, and uses Moodigoon's powers to target a flaw in people's minds and makes them believe that others are talking about them behind their backs. He also uses the monster's powers to target Ingu in order to overthrow Akui.
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